How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time

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thefaultsinourself:

densofaxis:

the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off

that is beautiful

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brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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